Sigh~

Fuck! I just fell off from the god damn chair!! And im using the 1st pc in the fucking com lab and everybody goes like... "Whoaaaaaa....." oh fuck! *pai seh* *blush*

okay... nvm... back to my 'story'. Just went to see the bitch and here i am now... back in one piece!

Well... The bitch wasnt that scary tho... even though she might looks abit fuck up with her stares, expression and sort like that... still... she did speak to me nicely... phew....

See... told u guys for damn many times... Everybody Loves Margie.... Muahhahahahahhaaha

and to my god damn fucking jackass 'best fren'! AGAIN!!! I HATE U! :P

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Due to the stupid sumatera earthquake... i actually felt the tremors back in my apartment.

I was 'servicing' my face (Pak Pong loves to use dat word whenever i clean my face.. =.='') at that time and i felt my chair starting to shake for awhile... then i was like... "hmm... was it me or the chair?"( Cause i drank quite alot in redbox b4 that)... then i dun bother la... continue with watever i was doing...

Then second time hit... then again... "hmm... i drank too much dy... next time must control(yearite)..." dun bother again and went to take shower... wash face... brush teeth.... ok...done! then theres quick knock at the bathroom door... then my housemate - a young, fresh, cute juicy dude's voice

"STILL BATHING??!?!!! EARTH QUAKE LA!!!! COME OUT NOW OLD LADY!!!"

WTF??!?!! earthquake in Malaysia??? Dun 'pray pray' with me u young boy...

And the first thing he did when i opened the door was shooed me down to lobby together gether with my other housemates. (Did i mention dat im staying with 5 young fresh cute little boys? they are juz 19 or 20 this year *drools*)

It was so fucking boring down at the lobby k... u stare at me i stare at u... this fella shake hand with that fella... that fella shake hand with another fella... and i was like Whoaaa... amazing ppl... they can actually make frens under this kind of environment... Power man....

After 20 mins of waiting... i decided to risk my life by going back to my apartment... i know its stupid to do dat but i juz cant stand anymore!!! it was so god damn boring and pointless! if the fucking building collapse den anyhow it will collapse... u wun save ur life by staying at the lobby!!! So fuck it!! im going up dun give a fucking care!

Suddenly someone grabbed my hand- H(my housemate)

H:"Wei old lady! where do u think u re going??!!!"

Me:"im going up la cant u see?!?! just let go ur hand u little brat."

H:"Hey we cant go up yet! wat if theres really an earthquake?"

Me:"Fuck the earthquake! im off!"

Then i walked off with my lansi look on my face... then he shouted at me again...

H:"Call me if anything ya!!"

Me:" (shrugs) Y? u'll all the way up to save me issit?"

H:" No... then i dun go up.... Hahahahhaha!"

Me:"........ * __ *"

When i was on my bed... relaxing... enjoying the cool air and novel... Mun Hon Called...

MH:" wei sleeping dy?"

Me:" not yet la... y?"

MH:"come and rescue me from my apartment la!! im stuck at the guardhouse n no one is allowed to go back till the bomba comes! and my fucking car is in the basement... *sobs*"

Me:" huh? wat to do with the bomba? ur apartment on fire?"

MH:" Nola just some stupid neighbours reported that they felt the tremors... and here i am... been forced to get up from my sweet dreams and stuck here! Come and rescue me la stop crapping there!"

Me:" Wei i got no fucking idea where ur apartment located at!"

MH:" Just come and i'll direct u to my place!"

Me:" (Sigh) Yes... Boss...."

Sigh... There goes my traggic day... Double Sigh.....

Facing a Bitch

hmm... its another tuesday morning... and im here in my uni's com lab waiting for my doom day to come.

1pm will be the moment... i know wats gonna happen next... she gonna kill me with her scary stares and words... help... please... pray for me.... the bitch gonna bitch and screw me upside down for sure... shall i bitch her back or shall i not... hmm...

"Be more bitchier and cockier than her la! u can do it!! just throw ur killing stares and words back to her Margie!" Vern said.

"Dun be silly... calm down... be cool... dun fight back or else u gonna be in deep shit... the bitch gonna fail u for sure!!" Hon said.

"Be nice to her if she is nice to u... if not than just fuck her la... dun give a fuck man!" Lynn said.

"HAHAHAHHAHA... Good for u!!!!" <--- and this is from my so called best fren... Fucker! I FUCKING HATE U!

Gosh!!!!! i cant fight back!!!! Its a fucking lecturer i gonna faced... wat if she really fail me for dat?!?!! but she is so god damn bitchy!!!! wat can i do?!?!! someone pls... give me a piece of golden advice... please....

Stoned

Its been a day since the last glass of alcohol i had... how come i still... STONED!!! Help!!!! damn fucking headache somemore... anyone can help me out??!?!??!!

Thanks to Ms Lee for forcing me to bottoms up for no less than 4 glasses of chivas....

Thanks to Someone's bf for helping her to force me...

Gosh... Just Stoned... and i need to drive myself back to Sunway soon... Well... Hope... I... Can... Reach... There... Sa..f.e...l....y....

All the Drivers out there!! beware of a driver who drives a white kia sportage... she is stoning!!!!

Nice Recipe

Found something funny and wanted to share with u guys

Enjoy~!

RECIPE - SEX CAKE

Ingredients :-

4 Laughing Eyes
4 Well-Shaped Legs
4 Loving Arms
2 Firm Milk Containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-Lined Mixing Bowl
1 Firm Banana


Directions :-

1. Look into Laughing Eyes (Y not smiling eyes but laughing eyes... hmm...)

2. Spread Well-Shaped Legs with loving arms

3. Squeeze and Massage Milk Containers very gently (Better with some licking and sucking)

4. Gently add Firm Banana into Mixing Bowl, working in and out until well creamed.
(For best results, continue with the 3rd step)

5. As HEAT rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with Nuts, leave to soak
(Preferably NOT Overnight)

6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If Banana does not soften.. REPEAT steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.


Cautions/Notes:

1. If you are in an Unfamiliar Kitchen, always wash utensils carefully before and after used.

2. Do not LICK mixing bowls after used.

3. If cake rises... LEAVE TOWN


Cool huh?~!

Tuesday Morning

I wanted to type 'Monday Morning' as my title den onie i realised dat today is tuesday! Well... nothing to be surprised of... This is the result of skipping classes alwez which makes u lost contact with the real world! Its Tuesday!!!! Wake up Meg its already Tuesday!!!

Remember someone told me once: treats everyday as if its sunday... takes everythings easy and solve every problems in a happy mood... coz its SUNDAY

Everyday is Sunday... how i wish...

Everything can be solved... how i wish...

Missing my dear sis when i was on the way driving back to Sunway... she used to yell and scream at me whenever i drive fast... she alwez goes like:

"This is a 4 wheel drives!! u r not suppose to go more than 100km/ph!!! but look at u!! its gonna be 140km/ph! I warn u! Slow down for godness sake!!!!!!"

What's my respond u asked? hahahhaa... laughed and drove even more faster! Thats the only way u can actually pissed someone off :P God.. im mean! hahaha

Gosh... miss her badly... when can i see her again? is she missing me as much as i misses her? god knows...

Anyway... gotta ciao for class..

Fuck tuesday... its boring...

or should i say EVERYDAYS = A BORING DAY... hmmm

Fuck It!

Wat a FUCKING day!!!!! im in a god damn fucking mood dat feel like stabbing anybody dat come near to me!!!!

HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!?! I MEAN... WHY IS EVERYBODY COMES TO ME FOR EVERYTHINGS AND I HAVTA TAKE WATEVER BLAMES WHEN I GOT NOT EVEN A SINGLE FUCKING IDEA WHEN AND WHY IS THIS HAPPENING??!!

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THESE PPL?!

HELLO~!!

Can u believe that theres actually some FUCKING DUMBOS dat dun even know how to wipe their mouth after stealing foods... think dat everybody on earth as dumb as they are... and these jokers can actually blame other ppl for every single 'lovely' things they've done!

So... Tell Me..

1.Why am i the one to blame when someone lost his gf or her bf?

2.Why i have to be responsible on watever shit happen on someone's relationship?

3.Why am i getting all the shit when i treating them like my treasure?

WTF??!!! I JUST FEEL LIKE CURSING, SCREWING, YELLING AND SCREAMING AT THE NEXT PERSON WHO COME NEAR ME!

OKAY... *take a DEEP breathe* FOR THE FUCKERS OUT THERE WHO PLACE ALL THE BLAMES ON ME

HERES THE SOLUTION

1. Ur gf left u becoz u dun look good... i mean UGLY!! so.. get a fucking brilliant plastic surgeon to turn ur ugly face into cute one

More over, Other than ugly... u cant speak well.. cant dress well... cant do anything worthwhile.... in another word... U ARE JUZ SO DAMN FUCKING USELESS! the only suggested solution will be... KILL URSELF! juz jump down from the building for godness sake!

2. Ur Goddamn relationship cant work becoz u two r sux! u cant expect two fuckers/slackers can enjoy good relationship!! GOOD FOR U... BIG CLAPS!!!!! GO TO HELL U TWO FUCKERS!!!

p/s: For Miss A - ur bf is a fucker... so r u! u two make a good couple... brilliant!! and NO!! i never want to fuck ur bf!! so juz get away from me u fuckers!

im in a god damn fucking bad mood now... so watever it is... FUCK OFF!!