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Found something funny and wanted to share with u guys
Enjoy~!
RECIPE - SEX CAKE
Ingredients :-
4 Laughing Eyes
4 Well-Shaped Legs
4 Loving Arms
2 Firm Milk Containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-Lined Mixing Bowl
1 Firm Banana
Directions :-
1. Look into Laughing Eyes (Y not smiling eyes but laughing eyes... hmm...)
2. Spread Well-Shaped Legs with loving arms
3. Squeeze and Massage Milk Containers very gently (Better with some licking and sucking)
4. Gently add Firm Banana into Mixing Bowl, working in and out until well creamed.
(For best results, continue with the 3rd step)
5. As HEAT rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with Nuts, leave to soak
(Preferably NOT Overnight)
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If Banana does not soften.. REPEAT steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Cautions/Notes:
1. If you are in an Unfamiliar Kitchen, always wash utensils carefully before and after used.
2. Do not LICK mixing bowls after used.
3. If cake rises... LEAVE TOWN
Cool huh?~!
Enjoy~!
RECIPE - SEX CAKE
Ingredients :-
4 Laughing Eyes
4 Well-Shaped Legs
4 Loving Arms
2 Firm Milk Containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-Lined Mixing Bowl
1 Firm Banana
Directions :-
1. Look into Laughing Eyes (Y not smiling eyes but laughing eyes... hmm...)
2. Spread Well-Shaped Legs with loving arms
3. Squeeze and Massage Milk Containers very gently (Better with some licking and sucking)
4. Gently add Firm Banana into Mixing Bowl, working in and out until well creamed.
(For best results, continue with the 3rd step)
5. As HEAT rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with Nuts, leave to soak
(Preferably NOT Overnight)
6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If Banana does not soften.. REPEAT steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.
Cautions/Notes:
1. If you are in an Unfamiliar Kitchen, always wash utensils carefully before and after used.
2. Do not LICK mixing bowls after used.
3. If cake rises... LEAVE TOWN
Cool huh?~!
3 Comments:
At 9:42 PM, jack said…
hehe i'm missing some key ingredient can i drop by ur place and.. muahahaha... make de cake.. :p.. *wink~wink*
At 11:45 AM, Goddess_MeG said…
stupid chyi: i asked for ur permission dy lar duhh :P
At 11:50 AM, Goddess_MeG said…
Jack: nope.. u cant :P
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