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Thursday, March 24, 2005

Nice Recipe

Found something funny and wanted to share with u guys

Enjoy~!

RECIPE - SEX CAKE

Ingredients :-

4 Laughing Eyes
4 Well-Shaped Legs
4 Loving Arms
2 Firm Milk Containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-Lined Mixing Bowl
1 Firm Banana


Directions :-

1. Look into Laughing Eyes (Y not smiling eyes but laughing eyes... hmm...)

2. Spread Well-Shaped Legs with loving arms

3. Squeeze and Massage Milk Containers very gently (Better with some licking and sucking)

4. Gently add Firm Banana into Mixing Bowl, working in and out until well creamed.
(For best results, continue with the 3rd step)

5. As HEAT rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with Nuts, leave to soak
(Preferably NOT Overnight)

6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If Banana does not soften.. REPEAT steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.


Cautions/Notes:

1. If you are in an Unfamiliar Kitchen, always wash utensils carefully before and after used.

2. Do not LICK mixing bowls after used.

3. If cake rises... LEAVE TOWN


Cool huh?~!

5 Comments:

  • At 9:42 PM, Blogger Jack0 said…

    hehe i'm missing some key ingredient can i drop by ur place and.. muahahaha... make de cake.. :p.. *wink~wink*

     
  • At 11:35 PM, Blogger Wan Chyi said…

    haiya ya..this is from me..wuUu..my copyright..just taken by u like tat..*CRY* wUUUu..bully me..

     
  • At 11:45 AM, Blogger Goddess_MeG said…

    stupid chyi: i asked for ur permission dy lar duhh :P

     
  • At 11:50 AM, Blogger Goddess_MeG said…

    Jack: nope.. u cant :P

     
  • At 7:00 PM, Blogger Wan Chyi said…

    yeee..but i am jealios on u la,ppl drop comment of u,but no ppl drop comment to me..:( *jealios* kakakaka...sek jou la now..:P

     

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