Life of a GoddEsS

My Best Friend

2006-01-20T01:42:00.000+08:00

I think most of u have been aware of a gal (ah chyi aka ||BoBo||) who left siao comments in my previous post.

Unfortunately... she is my bestest fren. :P

We graduated from the same high school - Convent Kajang, after that A-Level in Sunway College (which i never manage to go thru the whole thing, and which she actually did... and graduated with good grades).

She is my closes buddy, someone dat touches my heart, been thru up and down with me, someone dat never hesitates to pull me up when i fall.

I love you Chyi. And this post is dedicated to u... and me :)

New UpDate

2005-06-15T19:25:00.000+08:00

ok.. i've been lazy... so what? its not like u MUST update ur blog every single day right... at least i touch it every single month.. not like hwachai or whoever dat leave it for few months without touching it.. winks~ ooppsss... did i juz sez hwachai?? bwahahahhahaa

Well... last night i received some complains from FA when we were out for yumcha... and here they are;

"UPDATE UR FUCKING BLOG CIBAI!"

"DO U KNOW THE PURPOSE OF HAVING A BLOG??!?!?!! BLA BLA BLA... SO JUZ FUCKING UPDATE IT!!!!"

"I'VE BEEN FUCKING CHECKING ON UR BLOG EVERY SINGLE DAY AND PRAY THERES NEW UPDATES... BUT U BITCH NEVER EVEN UPDATE NOR REPLY ANY COMMENTS!"

omg... i hurt my right arm dont u know dat my dear FA? its hurtful and hard for me to do typing... cant u juz pity me for once? *sobs* (FA: Yearite u fucking cibai... u can drive here and cant type???!!! tok cock la u!!! &@!*(#&!$!^#%)

ok... let me explain this... i didnt update for so long coz nothing interesting happened lately... and most of u know dat im having study break so other than eat, shit, sleep and study... i got no other entertainments... hmm... besides mahjong and movies... but hey... im still bored and lifeless ok!

I believe none of u wanna know about wat time i eat everyday... wat kind of food i take... how long i shit or anything like dat rite? so in order not to ruin ur beautiful day... i decided not to update till i have something nice to share *such a good gal, i am*

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Recently im reading an interesting book - Men from Mars, Women from Venus. ok i know its a very common book dat everybody probably read it already except for me... but still! its better late than never rite!

Hows the book and what is it about, u asked? =.=''' im not a story teller or ur mama dat havta read bed time story to make u sleep alright! so... FUCKING BUY ONE AND READ IF WANNA KNOW!

okies... i've updated my blog again... how sweet *^.^*

Uh-hUh

2005-06-04T00:19:00.000+08:00

UPDATE MY BLOG, I SHALL!

Alright alright... i know i've been lazy for damn fucking long.... but it doesnt mean anything rite... its not like my blog damn 9 funny or watever... its juz like fucking few words in it =.='''

Makes no diff rite???!!!

i think u guys will get bored if i ever stop talking, drinking, smoking, swearing than updating my lil blog...

So can i take my own sweet time to update it?

OK?? OK??!!

Heres the update for the moment... more to come...

in next few months...

ALRIGHT? ^o^v

...

2005-05-24T01:55:00.000+08:00

Dead Tired...

Been partying like nobody business for pass 2 weeks...

Puke more than 3 times in a night... almost every single corner of ky's house...

Dats... A... Bit... Too... Much....

Datssit la! aint drinking anymore!! gonna drink ice water and ice water onie from now on! no more liquor for me can!!!!!!

I'm Sick

2005-05-11T19:24:00.000+08:00

I'm SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fucking SICK!!!!!!!!!!!

So please forgive me if i merajuk alwez, moody alwez, or show somekind of lansi face(which i dun i think)

and sayang me more, let me manja more, give me more attention... then i'll stay as sweet as i am *meow*

So juz SAYANG me MORE MORE MORE MORE to the MAXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!!

Enough sez!!!

To my dearest frens

2005-05-06T00:54:00.000+08:00

I FUCKING LOVE FISHBALLS!!!!!!!

NOT BECAUSE OF

ANY FUCKER WHO SELLS FISHBALL OR WATSOEVER!

I JUST LOVE TO MAKAN FISHBALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CLEAR ENOUGH??!??!!

Birthday presents

2005-04-28T20:39:00.000+08:00

My best fren called this morning... and asked me wat i want for my birthday

It was so fucking EARLY in the morning (1030 am... it considered BERY BERY early coz i slept around 8am... thanks to the stupid lizard dat decided to pay me a visit in my room for few hours =.=''')

So... as usual... i was blur and cant really think of anything since i was half way dating with chow gong's grandson... so my answer was

a. A condo in Mont Kiara

b. BMW 5 series

c. A sugardaddy dat can gib me 100k per month to spend

(hohohohoho!)

After a long silence... he answered,

"I cant afford all this yet... lets be more practical..." paused for awhile " hmm...a good sex maybe?"

Hmmm........ interesting........

Something happens everyday

2005-04-27T22:12:00.000+08:00

Morning

Ring~ ~
Meg : hello mommy...

Mom: hello dear... wat r u doing?

Meg : having breakfast hehe

Mom: hmm... so late? no class ahh?

Meg : going in awhile... not enough time now... tok to u later k??

Mom: oklor... call u later

Evening...

Ring~ ~

Meg : Hello mommy

Mom : Hello dear... wat r u doing?

Meg : makan-ing with frens... watssup?

Mom : huh? again? oklar... call me when ure done k

Meg : Yes mom... bye bye muacks

Night...

Ring~ ~

Meg : hehe... mommy.....

Mom : hmm... dun tell me u r out eating again...

Meg : hehe... yes mommy... im out having dinner/supper :X

Mom : AGAIN??!?!?!! y every single time i call u tell me the same thing? makan onie u know! dun need study one issit??!??!! makan and makan and makan onie!!!! dun ever complain to me dat u gain weight dy la this la dat la... bla bla bla....~

Meg : =.=''''''''

Plain sienzZz....

2005-04-15T02:41:00.000+08:00

been thinking alot alot alot lately...

was wondering....

issit normal to lose ur frens for no reason? or its juz me?

issit my attitude dats actually turned them away?

am i too demanding? too lansi? not caring enuff? or wat?

can somwone tell me wat to do? to improve or how?

damn sad wei...

please... stop giving me those lansi look, lansi face and cold shoulder... can???

i am seriously hurt

Hmmm....

2005-04-14T03:44:00.000+08:00

Back from Penang for 3 days dy...

Still fucking tired wei...

Been sleeping like a pig for 3 days... stoned... skipped 2 lessons... feel damn shitty wei....

But the trip was fun la in a way... no complains... except for the 5 mins part! thanks to G!

The funny incident:
Me and FA were excited about the jacuzzi thingy in the hotel's bathroom... and we had some sort of fight over who gonna use the bathroom after G(he was taking shower).G came out in awhile... and went back in again with his gf - J... for god knows wat reason *ehem*... =.='''

Awhile later J came out and told us that its unoccupied and asked us to go ahead... without a doubt... i went in.... locked door... hang clothes...

Suddenly... theres a voice from closet

" Are you sure u wanna come in? "

Fuck!!!!!!! Someone or 'something' (apparently it was G) was inside the closet and peeping or stalking or watever shit la! i juz got so freak out and screamed like a mad lady! @!#@$^#$%@$#% *imagine a softspoken gentle sweet lady swear like nobody's business - screaming all the way out from bathroom* =.=''' damn fuck wei...

Till now... G was damn fucking regretted for not staying or should i sez tahan for another 5 mins to see wat i'll do next... probably take off my clothes... or dig nose... or scratch my armpit... or hmmm.... like wat he sez i might be standing while i pee... hmmm.... hahahahha watever it is... he juz so fucking regretted... how he wish he could turn back time and stay a little longer....

A big sigh for G! bwahhahahahhahaha

Okay... Thanks to FA too for the can can thing can! hahaha... juz love it too much...
It was hard at first to fit in the 'can' word in every phrase i sez... but it was much harder not to sez it after i got used to the 'can' word!

For example...
when u wanna tell someone dat u r sleepy... u can actually tell it in this way :-

"I damn fucking sleepy CAN!!!!"

or u can oso put it in ur question... juz like...

"can i go toilet?" - u can go like :-

"I wanna go toilet... CAN??!?!?!" (but FA claimed dat it is more like a statement thingy than question)

Try it in ur daily conversation and it can really make ur day... CAN! heheheheh funny shit man... especially when u irritate some hot chics dats way hotter than u :D hahaha

DAMN! im juz so fucking evil can!!!!

I MISS YOU

2005-04-01T01:04:00.000+08:00

曾经以为友情比爱情坚定. . . 以为咱们的友情能持久不变. . . 直到天荒地老. . . 海枯石烂. . .

却不知竟在不知不觉中. . . 你已悄悄地离去. . . 正式离开我的生活中. . .

我是多么多么地想念天天能见到你的日子. . . 愉快地与你天南地北无所不谈. . . 分享着生活上的点点滴滴. . .

我们甚之把彼此的小名当成秘密般地守着．．．当成是对对方的承诺．．

你知道吗？
当你承认你有心上人时．．．　我是那么的为你高兴．．．
当你为他而感到心烦时．．．　我就在你身边为你解忧．．．

而你．．．却选择了疏远我．．．没留下任何解释．．．

夜很深．．．心好伤．．．
原来朋友的离去比失去情人更让人感伤．．．

也许我想太多了．．．　你只是需要些时间冷静，单独的仔细想想你与他的问题．．．
仰或我这是在自欺欺人？？

不管怎样．．．你还有我

不管你现在在何处．．．在干嘛．．．我都会在这里献上我的祝福
当你需要养伤或遇到挫折时．．．别忘了．．．回头．．．望望站在原地的我．．．你会看见双臂展开的我．．．带着你熟悉的笑容．．．等待着你

天呀．．．我真的好想你．．．

Sigh~

2005-03-29T13:43:00.003+08:00

Fuck! I just fell off from the god damn chair!! And im using the 1st pc in the fucking com lab and everybody goes like... "Whoaaaaaa....." oh fuck! *pai seh* *blush*

okay... nvm... back to my 'story'. Just went to see the bitch and here i am now... back in one piece!

Well... The bitch wasnt that scary tho... even though she might looks abit fuck up with her stares, expression and sort like that... still... she did speak to me nicely... phew....

See... told u guys for damn many times... Everybody Loves Margie.... Muahhahahahahhaaha

and to my god damn fucking jackass 'best fren'! AGAIN!!! I HATE U! :P

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Due to the stupid sumatera earthquake... i actually felt the tremors back in my apartment.

I was 'servicing' my face (Pak Pong loves to use dat word whenever i clean my face.. =.='') at that time and i felt my chair starting to shake for awhile... then i was like... "hmm... was it me or the chair?"( Cause i drank quite alot in redbox b4 that)... then i dun bother la... continue with watever i was doing...

Then second time hit... then again... "hmm... i drank too much dy... next time must control(yearite)..." dun bother again and went to take shower... wash face... brush teeth.... ok...done! then theres quick knock at the bathroom door... then my housemate - a young, fresh, cute juicy dude's voice

"STILL BATHING??!?!!! EARTH QUAKE LA!!!! COME OUT NOW OLD LADY!!!"

WTF??!?!! earthquake in Malaysia??? Dun 'pray pray' with me u young boy...

And the first thing he did when i opened the door was shooed me down to lobby together gether with my other housemates. (Did i mention dat im staying with 5 young fresh cute little boys? they are juz 19 or 20 this year *drools*)

It was so fucking boring down at the lobby k... u stare at me i stare at u... this fella shake hand with that fella... that fella shake hand with another fella... and i was like Whoaaa... amazing ppl... they can actually make frens under this kind of environment... Power man....

After 20 mins of waiting... i decided to risk my life by going back to my apartment... i know its stupid to do dat but i juz cant stand anymore!!! it was so god damn boring and pointless! if the fucking building collapse den anyhow it will collapse... u wun save ur life by staying at the lobby!!! So fuck it!! im going up dun give a fucking care!

Suddenly someone grabbed my hand- H(my housemate)

H:"Wei old lady! where do u think u re going??!!!"

Me:"im going up la cant u see?!?! just let go ur hand u little brat."

H:"Hey we cant go up yet! wat if theres really an earthquake?"

Me:"Fuck the earthquake! im off!"

Then i walked off with my lansi look on my face... then he shouted at me again...

H:"Call me if anything ya!!"

Me:" (shrugs) Y? u'll all the way up to save me issit?"

H:" No... then i dun go up.... Hahahahhaha!"

Me:"........ * __ *"

When i was on my bed... relaxing... enjoying the cool air and novel... Mun Hon Called...

MH:" wei sleeping dy?"

Me:" not yet la... y?"

MH:"come and rescue me from my apartment la!! im stuck at the guardhouse n no one is allowed to go back till the bomba comes! and my fucking car is in the basement... *sobs*"

Me:" huh? wat to do with the bomba? ur apartment on fire?"

MH:" Nola just some stupid neighbours reported that they felt the tremors... and here i am... been forced to get up from my sweet dreams and stuck here! Come and rescue me la stop crapping there!"

Me:" Wei i got no fucking idea where ur apartment located at!"

MH:" Just come and i'll direct u to my place!"

Me:" (Sigh) Yes... Boss...."

Sigh... There goes my traggic day... Double Sigh.....

Facing a Bitch

2005-03-29T12:35:00.000+08:00

hmm... its another tuesday morning... and im here in my uni's com lab waiting for my doom day to come.

1pm will be the moment... i know wats gonna happen next... she gonna kill me with her scary stares and words... help... please... pray for me.... the bitch gonna bitch and screw me upside down for sure... shall i bitch her back or shall i not... hmm...

"Be more bitchier and cockier than her la! u can do it!! just throw ur killing stares and words back to her Margie!" Vern said.

"Dun be silly... calm down... be cool... dun fight back or else u gonna be in deep shit... the bitch gonna fail u for sure!!" Hon said.

"Be nice to her if she is nice to u... if not than just fuck her la... dun give a fuck man!" Lynn said.

"HAHAHAHHAHA... Good for u!!!!" <--- and this is from my so called best fren... Fucker! I FUCKING HATE U!

Gosh!!!!! i cant fight back!!!! Its a fucking lecturer i gonna faced... wat if she really fail me for dat?!?!! but she is so god damn bitchy!!!! wat can i do?!?!! someone pls... give me a piece of golden advice... please....

Stoned

2005-03-26T18:37:00.000+08:00

Its been a day since the last glass of alcohol i had... how come i still... STONED!!! Help!!!! damn fucking headache somemore... anyone can help me out??!?!??!!

Thanks to Ms Lee for forcing me to bottoms up for no less than 4 glasses of chivas....

Thanks to Someone's bf for helping her to force me...

Gosh... Just Stoned... and i need to drive myself back to Sunway soon... Well... Hope... I... Can... Reach... There... Sa..f.e...l....y....

All the Drivers out there!! beware of a driver who drives a white kia sportage... she is stoning!!!!

Nice Recipe

2005-03-24T03:16:00.000+08:00

Found something funny and wanted to share with u guys

Enjoy~!

RECIPE - SEX CAKE

Ingredients :-

4 Laughing Eyes
4 Well-Shaped Legs
4 Loving Arms
2 Firm Milk Containers
2 Nuts
1 Fur-Lined Mixing Bowl
1 Firm Banana

Directions :-

1. Look into Laughing Eyes (Y not smiling eyes but laughing eyes... hmm...)

2. Spread Well-Shaped Legs with loving arms

3. Squeeze and Massage Milk Containers very gently (Better with some licking and sucking)

4. Gently add Firm Banana into Mixing Bowl, working in and out until well creamed.
(For best results, continue with the 3rd step)

5. As HEAT rises, plunge banana deep into mixing bowl and cover with Nuts, leave to soak
(Preferably NOT Overnight)

6. The cake is done when banana is soft. If Banana does not soften.. REPEAT steps 3-5 or change mixing bowls.

Cautions/Notes:

1. If you are in an Unfamiliar Kitchen, always wash utensils carefully before and after used.

2. Do not LICK mixing bowls after used.

3. If cake rises... LEAVE TOWN

Cool huh?~!

Tuesday Morning

2005-03-08T10:45:00.000+08:00

I wanted to type 'Monday Morning' as my title den onie i realised dat today is tuesday! Well... nothing to be surprised of... This is the result of skipping classes alwez which makes u lost contact with the real world! Its Tuesday!!!! Wake up Meg its already Tuesday!!!

Remember someone told me once: treats everyday as if its sunday... takes everythings easy and solve every problems in a happy mood... coz its SUNDAY

Everyday is Sunday... how i wish...

Everything can be solved... how i wish...

Missing my dear sis when i was on the way driving back to Sunway... she used to yell and scream at me whenever i drive fast... she alwez goes like:

"This is a 4 wheel drives!! u r not suppose to go more than 100km/ph!!! but look at u!! its gonna be 140km/ph! I warn u! Slow down for godness sake!!!!!!"

What's my respond u asked? hahahhaa... laughed and drove even more faster! Thats the only way u can actually pissed someone off :P God.. im mean! hahaha

Gosh... miss her badly... when can i see her again? is she missing me as much as i misses her? god knows...

Anyway... gotta ciao for class..

Fuck tuesday... its boring...

or should i say EVERYDAYS = A BORING DAY... hmmm

Fuck It!

2005-03-08T02:23:00.000+08:00

Wat a FUCKING day!!!!! im in a god damn fucking mood dat feel like stabbing anybody dat come near to me!!!!

HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN TO ME?!?! I MEAN... WHY IS EVERYBODY COMES TO ME FOR EVERYTHINGS AND I HAVTA TAKE WATEVER BLAMES WHEN I GOT NOT EVEN A SINGLE FUCKING IDEA WHEN AND WHY IS THIS HAPPENING??!!

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH THESE PPL?!

HELLO~!!

Can u believe that theres actually some FUCKING DUMBOS dat dun even know how to wipe their mouth after stealing foods... think dat everybody on earth as dumb as they are... and these jokers can actually blame other ppl for every single 'lovely' things they've done!

So... Tell Me..

1.Why am i the one to blame when someone lost his gf or her bf?

2.Why i have to be responsible on watever shit happen on someone's relationship?

3.Why am i getting all the shit when i treating them like my treasure?

WTF??!!! I JUST FEEL LIKE CURSING, SCREWING, YELLING AND SCREAMING AT THE NEXT PERSON WHO COME NEAR ME!

OKAY... *take a DEEP breathe* FOR THE FUCKERS OUT THERE WHO PLACE ALL THE BLAMES ON ME

HERES THE SOLUTION

1. Ur gf left u becoz u dun look good... i mean UGLY!! so.. get a fucking brilliant plastic surgeon to turn ur ugly face into cute one

More over, Other than ugly... u cant speak well.. cant dress well... cant do anything worthwhile.... in another word... U ARE JUZ SO DAMN FUCKING USELESS! the only suggested solution will be... KILL URSELF! juz jump down from the building for godness sake!

2. Ur Goddamn relationship cant work becoz u two r sux! u cant expect two fuckers/slackers can enjoy good relationship!! GOOD FOR U... BIG CLAPS!!!!! GO TO HELL U TWO FUCKERS!!!

p/s: For Miss A - ur bf is a fucker... so r u! u two make a good couple... brilliant!! and NO!! i never want to fuck ur bf!! so juz get away from me u fuckers!

im in a god damn fucking bad mood now... so watever it is... FUCK OFF!!